Tip #12: Dirty Party Games

Would you look at that, I managed to get a post two weeks in a row! Wish I could say that was going to happen more regularly. Unfortunately, I ought to warn you not to get used to it. Well, today I’m talking about games again. Posting about bingo last week gave me an idea for a tip of advice: it’s really easy to turn basic, kind of boring old party games into fun, raunchy bachelorette party games that’ll be a riot. I’ve got two examples today.
First, pin the tail on the donkey. It was really fun as a kid, right? But you’re probably thinking of playing it now and it would be pretty lame. Well, what if instead of pinning a tail on a donkey you were pinning a silly-looking cartoon penis on a picture of a hunky man? That’s the idea behind pin the macho on the man.


I played this at a bachelorette party I threw once and it was an absolute riot. All the girls loved the silly shapes of the penises, and the “donkey” wasn’t too hard on the eyes either! I didn’t expect it to be such a hit, but this one really went over well.
The other one went over pretty well too, but that didn’t surprise me. This one’s like hot potato, except, well, you’ve probably already guessed that it’s not shaped like a potato.

Yep, that’s right. Hot Willy is a game where you wind up this little guy and pass it around a circle. Whoever has him when he stops shaking is out. As you can probably imagine, this game is hilarious and everybody has a good time when we play it at parties. And of course, there’s no shortage of vibrator jokes about the guy, too. It was a great time and I distinctly remember having tears in my eyes from laughing so hard playing this game once.
There are plenty of other games that have raunchy versions you can think of, you just have to use your imagination. In fact, if you think of any others, leave a comment! I don’t have to be the only one giving ideas and advice here.

See you next time,
Carly