Tip #34: Combo Tiara+Veils

So I’ve posted tiaras for girls who want tiaras, and veils for girls who want veils. But what if you just can’t decide? Well, you’re in luck, there’s options for all the indecisive girls out there (or the ones who don’t know what their bachelorette would prefer) too. Presenting...

The bachelorette tiara and veil combo! It’s a veil attached to the back of a tiara that says “Bachelorette.” It’s a great option if your bachelorette wants both or can’t decide on either. But if pink’s not really her style, there’s a black one, too:

And this one says “Bride to be” instead of “Bachelorette” on the tiara, so you’ve got a few stylistic options even in this small little subset of bachelorette party attire. And of course, it wouldn’t be something for bachelorette parties if there wasn’t a version of it with penises on it.

Yeah, remember that blinky and wiggly penis tiara from last time? Well this penis tiara with a veil is basically just that, but with a veil. So if you’re throwing one of those over-the-top-penises-everywhere parties, this one’s a great option. Unfortunately, there don’t seem to be any combination tiara+veils with just tiny penises for the girls who only want to embarrass their bachelorette a little bit. But you could always buy a tiara and a veil and put them both on her head, I don’t see why that wouldn’t work. Anyways, I think by now I’ve probably exhausted all the headgear options there are out there for bachelorette parties - probably - so I’ll move on to something else next week. Unless I discover there’s something I forgot, which from the way things have been going, is totally possible. There’s just so much stuff out there, how is one woman supposed to sort through it all? Well, that’s what I’m here for, and I’m glad to do it. Bye for now!

Sincerely,
Carly

Tip #33: Tiaras part 2

As promised, here are some tiaras I found that have penises on them! There actually weren’t nearly as many as I expected there to be. It looks like as far as tiaras go, the ratio of penis to penis-free is actually pretty even, what do you know? But of the penis ones I found, here were my favorites.

Just like with the veils, it looks like there’s a fairly subtle option here. This tiara just has little colorful penises on it which no one would be able to identify from more than a few feet away. This is another one of those options that’s good if you want to be a little bit fun and naughty but not too over-the-top, it’s a good middle ground. If you want to embarrass your bride-to-be just a little bit (like if, say, a guy comes up to talk to her and sees the penises) but not too much. But if you do want to be over-the-top, there are options for that too, of course. Like this:

If she wears the flashing pecker tiara, there’ll be no question about what’s on her head. Not only are the rainbow-colored penises displayed prominently, but they flash, too - flashing penises is quite a trend with bachelorette party clothing accessories these days! I’m quite a fan of the design of this, I like how the penises look against the fuzzy white tiara. This one’s probably my favorite, and it’s sure to draw a good amount of attention and embarrassment to your bachelorette, if that’s what you’re going for. But if even that’s too tame or subtle for you and you want your bachelorette to be wearing something really crazy, you’re in luck. Look at this last one I found:

Yeah. How ridiculous is that? It even has a silly name to go along with it: the Blinky ‘N’ Wiggly Penis Tiara. Not only do the penises light up, they bop up and down on your head. What a silly piece of headgear. I think it’s safe to say that if you want your bachelorette to draw lots of attention, this is the tiara I’d recommend she wear for that. And on that note, I think that’s all the tiaras I found (that didn’t seem sub-par), so that’s it for today’s post. Until next time.

Sincerely,
Carly

Tip #32: Tiaras part 1

If you remember way back when I posted the first time about veils (it wasn’t actually that long ago!) I mentioned that there are two main types of sort of “headgear” that brides-to-be usually wear at their bachelorette parties - veils and tiaras. Well, we’ve gone over veils, so what’s next? Tiaras, of course! As was the case with veils (and most other things you might buy for a bachelorette party), there are both penis-themed and penis-free options. So I’ll start with the penis-free ones again, for the sake of appealing to everyone.

First, here’s the classic silver tiara that says “Bachelorette” on it. It’s simple, it’s attention-getting, and it goes well with pretty much any outfit the bachelorette might be wearing. They have it in pink, too, if you think it’s a little boring and want something more colorful. I’m always partial to items of clothing that designate the bachelorette, because it’s her party, and everyone should know that! Plus, if the bachelorette makes it obvious that that’s who she is, she might even get a free drink or two - I’ve seen it happen at several parties I’ve planned before! Of course, if your bride prefers a little anonymity (which has it’s own advantages, I suppose), there’s this one:

It’s just a simple silver tiara that doesn’t say “bachelorette” or anything like that. Not only would this be good for a bachelorette who doesn’t want people to know who she is, but you could have bridesmaids (or at least the maid of honor) wear these too, if you want your entire party to match! Personally, though, I think the bachelorette should stand out a little bit, even if she doesn’t want the word written on her tiara. So I think this one looks really fun:

It’s a tiara with a big gem heart in the center and it looks much more colorful and flashy than the other ones. What I don’t understand is why it’s so much cheaper. It might not be made of the highest quality materials. So, maybe this would be one for the bridesmaids, since it’s more affordable, and you could get the one that says “Bachelorette” for the bachelorette? That’s probably what I’d do if these were my selection, but I’m just throwing out ideas here. You can (and should!) go with whichever tiaras you like best, or better yet, that you think your bachelorette will like best! And of course, if you want tiaras with penises on them, I’ll be posting about those next time!

Sincerely,
Carly

Tip #31: Veils part 2

Okay, now we’re back onto veils! Sorry about that little detour last week, but I hope at least some of you appreciated that website as much as I did. Then again, I used to want to make sure every small detail of my friends’ bachelorette parties was perfect, so even small things like the straws were important to me - but that might not be the case with everyone. I’m sure everyone does at least consider getting a veil, though, so without further ado let’s get back to those!

This, I think, is the basic, typical penis veil. The penises are noticeable, but not too extremely extravagant. It looks like a pretty solid choice if you know you want to get your bachelorette a veil with penises on it and you know she’s okay with that. If she isn’t too okay with it but you want to anyways, just to poke a little fun at her, I found this one that might be a better option:

This veil is decorated all throughout with tiny shiny penises. I can barely see them in the picture, so you probably can’t tell what they are from far away - but I bet you can from up close! So this is probably good if you want to embarass your girlfriend a little bit but not too much. You don’t want her to refuse to wear it, after all! I like that there’s something like this available. There’s such a wide variety of things with penises on them for bachelorette parties! Of course, this is probably at the opposite end of the spectrum:

It’s a flashing penis veil. This one will definitely attract attention. So I’d recommend getting this only if your bachelorette is completely shameless and wants to flaunt her... well, her penises! I like to think I would have had the courage to wear this at my bachelorette party, but I am only saying that with the safety of hindsight... I don’t think I know many girls who would dare wear this flashy thing out in public. But maybe some of you do. Are any of you reading this and thinking you might get that last veil for your bachelorette? You should post pictures of her wearing it after the party, I would love to see proof of a girl actually wearing this thing! I think that’s it for veils. I’ll move on to other types of headwear next, unless I come across something cool or funny but sort of unrelated like that penis straws website again!

Sincerely,
Carly