Now that I’ve taught you probably more than you ever wanted to know about hiring a male stripper, I feel that I should present an alternative. Maybe you want there to be some kind of naked man at your bachelorette party, but for one of any number of reasons, you don’t want it to be an real live naked man. So what can you do? An excellent alternative to hiring a stripper is getting an inflatable blow-up doll of a naked man. Maybe you don’t have the money for a stripper, or you’re all just a little to shy to make the call. Not a problem! In my experience I’ve seen blow-up dolls being just as fun. They have plenty of advantages. They’re not expensive, they’re quiet, and they’ll let you do whatever you want to them! Just make sure it’s appropriate to do with all your girlfriends around. So, what blow-up doll would I recommend? Well, if you don’t have a lot of money leftover in your budget, the most cost-effective doll is Harry the Cheap Date.
There’s nothing real special about Harry, his most attractive feature is his price tag. But he’s still plenty good enough to get all the girls laughing their heads off, I can promise you that. But if you want to spring for something a little higher quality and a lot funnier, I recommend the Big John doll.
Yes, while Harry had nothing down there, Big John has a seven inch vibrating penis. You can imagine how that might make him a lot more fun to have at your bachelorette party. The attached vibrator makes for some hilarious times. Just make sure the girls don’t get to interested in it.
Blow-up dolls are really a great idea if you want an easy way to make your party a whole lot funnier and more exciting. And if you’re feeling a little devious and want to blackmail someone, you could wait until the pass out and take pictures of them with the doll. Not that I’m advocating that. Just letting you know that it is possible.
See you next time,
Carly
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