Tip #7: How to Act

Here it is, the thrilling conclusion to the series on strippers. You’ve decided on getting a stripper to come to the house, and you’ve hired him. Now you need to know a few things about how to behave once he gets there.

First and most importantly, make sure the bride to be is the center of attention. One of the big advantages of hiring a personal stripper instead of going to the strip club is so she can get attention. Every girl at the party should get some attention, but make sure that the focus is the bride. It’s her party, and you’re hiring the stripper for her, after all!

Another important thing, for the bride and all the other girls, go along with the routine. If he comes dressed in a special outfit, like a pizza delivery boy or a fireman, play along with that. And it’s okay to be flirty, in fact, you shouldn’t be afraid to say flirtatious and naughty things. He’s getting naked, after all, he’s not going to be embarrassed by a little dirty talk. You’ll all enjoy the experience more if even a few girls are into it and actively participating.

Don’t be afraid to get creative with some dollar bills, too. Put one somewhere on your body and have the stripper take it from you. Again, this is part of playing around and being involved in the action. And another tip about money: use singles. I heard a saying once, with stripper five $1 bills is worth more than one $5 bill. And it’s completely true, as you can probably imagine. It make it last longer.

Now, one thing you absolutely shouldn’t do: I strongly advise that you do NOT sleep with the stripper, whether you’re the bride or just a guest. It will not end well. Not to stereotype, but considering his profession, he could very likely have several diseases. Plus, all of your friends at the party will know, and won’t let you live it down. I promise, you will regret it. And if you’re the bride to be, well, you can think of all the other reasons that’s an even worse idea for you. Really, there are no good reasons to even think about doing this. So don’t do it. End of story.

That’s all the advice I can think of to give you right now. Hopefully it will help you make the most of your experience hiring a stripper for your party.

See you next time,
Carly